PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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