About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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