it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
And then he peed in my hair
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