I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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