ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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