Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
you never un-have a 4some
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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