I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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