I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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