is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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