i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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