she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext