It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"