This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Randomize
