Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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