Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Randomize
