I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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