You work out of a Hotel?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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