ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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