what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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