getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
