It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My ass is underappreciated
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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