Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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