I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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