So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
the day after is always just damage control
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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