I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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