you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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