Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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