Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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