I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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