Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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