I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize
