Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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