does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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