Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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