We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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