Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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