hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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