How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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