2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
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I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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