Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So drunk its hurt
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
dude. I can hear the air.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
