it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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