You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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