somebody snuck up and got me drunk
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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