me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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