Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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