yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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