Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Holy shit dude........stairs
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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