Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours