She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.