Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
