Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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