You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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