She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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