Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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