He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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