This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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