Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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