I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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