Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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