i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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