is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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