One girl and one boy is just not enough.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
