so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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